Gifts for Your Mistress

While never anticipated, gifts of all kinds, small and large, never cease to please me. I adore surprise as well as the feeling of being indulged with gift certificates and pampered with time in the salon. I cherish your every gift not only in and of itself, but for the attentiveness and admiration it represents and for the naughty smile it brings to my lips when it reminds me of our time together.

I quite enjoy both kinky and vanilla gifts. While I quite enjoy presents that I can use in my everyday life that encourage my predilections for crafting, hiking, and good food and drink, by no means assume that my everyday life does not include a good dash of the devious. I revel in the feel of fine Agent Provocateur lace against my skin under my professional businesswoman’s attire, many of my kitchen utensils are pervertables, and most of my arsenal of vibrators and dildos are for my private use.

As you might well imagine, I have very specific tastes which which are challenging to guess at. Often people initially wish to show me their specific flair as a gift giver buy getting me something that they think I need – often this results in returns or my having to explain that the surprise was a miss. Even my closest friends know not to buy me clothing, lingerie, or items for my house… even my favorite lingerie and clothing brands only hit the mark with me around 10% of the time and I abhor clutter. I know what I want, and the best surprises are those that you know I will really appreciate, ie inspired by the below, or taken off my wishlist.

Should you wish to surprise me with a thoughtful gift you can be sure I will like, know that I relish gifts of fresh organic raspberries, organic macadamia nuts, lightly unripe organic bananas, very dark artisanal or organic chocolate (no less than 70% cocoa content, in the 80% range is generally ideal); fine brandy and gin; and high quality olive oil and vinegar for my kitchen. If you want to pick me up a quick gift card, that would be lovely. My favorites are those from Amazon, Home Depot, and Whole Foods.